Our Story

I’M A DANGEROUSLY HANDSOME ENGLISH STAFFORDSHIRE NAMED CHEDDAR AND THIS IS MY BRAND. MY DAD SLEAZY McCHEESY NAMED ME AFTER HIS FAVORITE CHEESE. I’M COOL WITH THAT.

AT THE CHEDDAR BRAND I RUN A PRETTY TIGHT SHIP. WE'RE FOUR PAWS DOWN ABOUT THIS BURGER GAME. ALL OF OUR DESIGNS BEGIN WITH THOROUGH CHEESEBURGER RESEARCH, USUALLY PAIRED WITH A CRISP LAGER AND THE COOLEST FRIENDS. ONLY ONCE WE ARE CERTAIN WE HAVE HAD THE MOST FUN POSSIBLE WE BEGIN THE DESIGN PROCESS. ALL OF OUR DESIGNS ARE CREATED WHILE LISTENING TO RAP MUSIC AND SMOKING BLINDING AMOUNTS OF MARIJUANA TO ENSURE PREMIUM INTEGRITY. YOU CAN BE CERTAIN THAT THE GARMENT YOU ARE WEARING WAS CREATED IN AN ATMOSPHERE OF ETERNAL LAUGHTER AND TOMFOOLERY.

THANKS FOR SUPPORTING MY BRAND, ALL PROCEEDS GO TO MAKING MY INCREDIBLE LIFE OF LEISURE EVEN BETTER. IN CHEESE WE TRUST.

-CHEDDAR